Twilight Sucks.


  1. Vampires? They’re pretty awesome and sexy, yes, when played well. We are so on agreement there–but what would we name the support group? Twips? Twipds? xD

    I imagine saying Twipds and I see the bishop from Princess Bride. “WE AW GAVERED HEWE TWODAY…”

  2. I have to admit Mel, I read all the Twilight books and I did enjoy them. The movie was mostly crap. And Rob Pattinson, not hot. Anyhoo, I just wanted to say, that regardless of the fact that I did like the books. I loved this video. HILARIOUS and so true, so so true, well most of it 😛 Thanks for the laugh, good shiz!

  3. i agree with u mel,twilight fucking sucks:the book sucks the movie sucks the actors,edward cullen is a crap ass motherfucker i hope every1 who likes twilight reads this to know the opinion doesnt count,its what it truly is that does and twilight is just a bad excuse for a vampire movie/book ppl who like twilight u may put all the bad comments u want on this cuz i dont give a shit.fuck you

  4. @Dynamite Rabbit

    I tried the books, just couldn’t get into them. The movie made me cry–with joy! At finding such comedy!

    Thanks for the compliment, finding the video funny and the comment! Also: welcome to 2phatgeeks!


    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks for sharing?

  5. I have to admit once I got into the books I got like my mom, my sister, and all her friends, etc into it. lol.

    I watch the movie and laugh, its sooooo bad compared to the books. And I know a lot of people think Stephanie cannot write a book for crap anyway, so that’s saying a lot.

    The one good thing I can say, is at least kids are reading. You know? Even if the material isn’t something spectacular, kids are reading chapter books, that is important!

    And thanks for the welcome, I have to say I love 2phatgeeks and your blog, I almost always get a laugh.

    And @AntiTwighlight You scare me, please unplug your keyboard and properly dispose of it.

    -Aly n Anya

  6. Simon Belmont (The dude from Castlevania) > Edward “Fuckface” Cullen

    Need I say more?

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