Ok, so between bursts of psychopaths at the office, I usually spend the day reading The Drudge Report to stay on top of the steady decline of my retirement account. I follow link after link and down the rabbit hole I go. At some point Saturday this led me to the Huffington Post. Normally I can’t stand the site. Mostly it’s because they’re calling themselves “HuffPo” which is like a gang name for a big fat...

Every year I hear the same thing. Valentines day sucks! Fuck Valentines day! BOOO Valentines day! Ur Mom, Valentines day! It’s just another corporate holiday to suck your wallet and soul dry. DOWN WITH VALENTINES DAY! And you know what? You’re right. Valentines day is the son of Satan sodomizing kittens and puppies as he laughs manically,  making off with your wallet while you’re standing in a puddle of heart broken...

Beauty regiment fads come and go. I know this, because I’ve been told distantly from some woman who either had the time or patience to follow these things far better than I would and the huge balls to post on the internet some of the things society says we women should do in order to be “attractive”. Waxing, pulling, plucking, tweezing, shaping, moisturizing, hair spraying, soaking, exfoliating–I could spend all god...