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Twilight Sucks.

Twilight sucks. Twilight sucks so hard it is beyond amazingly sucky. It sucks the sucking right out of sucking and leaves it bereft of all suction. Inside? Is a video blog where I describe how bad it sucks. You know you wanna watch it. Click it! Click the link! Or I will send a flood of whiney, emo, sparkly vampires to stalk and bite you!

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That’s the Burger King Flavor!

Ever wonder what it would be like if you travelled across one entire country to another...on a bus? Wonder no more! Let me, Mel, open up your senses to the sweet smell of bus bathrooms and stinkey cheese feet as I regale you with tales of my travels on a bus from Florida, U.S.A, to Alberta, Canada.

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The journey of life includes Survivorman & flaming poo.

Things I've never thought to hear myself say, all thanks to Survivorman and late night television.

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Freakin’ Sweet

Like most of the geeky internet folk, I tuned in to watch the Family Guy episode last Sunday night. Like a lot of folks, I suspect, I was initially teased in by the reuniting of the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast that FG's creator, Seth MacFarlane, was teasing to bring in viewers. I'm a big FG fan and don't need much of a "hook" to get me to watch. The ST:TNG gag was more than enough. I went in expecting a decently amusing show. What I got was freakin' sweet.

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Best. Correction. EVER!

Ok, so between bursts of psychopaths at the office, I usually spend the day reading The Drudge Report to stay on top of the steady decline of my retirement account. I follow link after link and down the rabbit hole I go. At some point Saturday this led me to the Huffington Post. Normally I [...]

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Stick that in your Valentines Day and Smoke It.

Why does Valentines day suck for so many? It sucks because you people suck and are letting it suck. Suckers. I have some advice to help stop that and you really, really want to read it!

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