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I am a fat woman. I have rolls, people. I have saggy, huge rolls and giant breasts that are registered in fifty one states as concealed weapons and they’ve got a...
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That’s the Burger King Flavor!
On April 15th, 2009 and I stepped on a bus to travel from Florida, U.S.A, to Alberta, Canada. It would take me until April 18th to reach my destination. While on the...
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If you own a pickup truck and live in Florida, I’ve got bad news for you. Florida drivers are apparently known around the country for coming in two flavors: blue-haired...
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So, a couple weeks ago I was speaking to an otherwise intelligent but very, very Christian co-worker about the fact she is letting her teen daughter go to the launch...
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