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Reasons why I love Shawn.

Fri, Mar 14, 2008

Married Life

Several moons ago I was watching one of the many little viral internet videos of Blood Elves, a race of characters from World of Warcraft, doing their high-class little Brittany Spears dance. This was well before Shawn got himself his second pair of glasses.

From behind me, I hear Shawn ask, “What–what is that? Is that a–That looks like a bear bleeding spaghetti from its vagina.”

It’s hard to describe the sort of profound silence that befell me then, as I slowly swiveled about in my computer chair to ogle wide-eyed at the delightful, wonderful man I am spending the rest of my life with. I stared at him staring at me, a tumble weed may have gone by, the clock ticked.

Sheepishly within the edible quiet, he finally added, “I should probably get my eyes checked, huh?”

Indeed, my good man. Indeed.

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4 Comments For This Post

  1. The Junky's Wife Says:

    Now I’m in love with your husband, too. Want to fight?

    I’m also jealous. I never get to tell charming stories of my man being clever on my blog.

  2. Mantramine Says:

    Found you through TJW… you two are funny. You got yourself a new reader

  3. Elf Fu Says:

    TJW, there are some extremely touching and charming stories, actually–most of them are sprinkled with the good days or when the two of you sleep in. They’re there, but I think right now things are at a point when it’s difficult to see them.

    Hello Mantramine! I’m so glad TJW directed you to me, and glad to have you as a reader :) Thank you so much, we’re funny people most of them time. I hope we’ll keep you grinning!

  4. Bariguy Says:

    I’m pretty sure it was a bear with spaghetti. Probably some new freaky porn the anime got you into. Damn those Japanese!

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Apologies to my livejournal watchers, as this will be a repeat for them. :3

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Over at SuiteJ, J is inspired by a neat question and after watching his video, I was inspired to see how many of you I could frighten away and take a break from anything too official-sounding. Can’t let you guys think I’ve gone all normal on you, can I?

So I made a video showing off all that’s on my desk, too.

What’s on your frakkin’ desk?

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Generally I am so very suave, debonair, cool, collected and the very picture of feminine grace and elegance when I make a video blog or a rant. I know this will come as world shattering heart break for some of you…But I’m not perfect.

I have video proof.

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Cell Phone Rant from M. Pence on Vimeo.

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Keepin’ it Real. from M. Pence on Vimeo.

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