He tells the best stories!
Mar 16, 2008 Humor
In celebration of a successful hunt from lens crafters, I thought I would share a wonderful story Shawn told me today.
The mornings are a joyous time in the Pence household. The arising sun is greeted with the displeased yowls of Raven, who, regardless of being fed everyday at six am, insists on starting to walk over our heads at three am and continue until one of us blearily feeds her.
It is also the time to rush as fast as possible to the bathroom, because for whatever reason the human body decides to store the most crap and pee while we’re sleeping, so that when we awaken we’re pleasantly surprised we haven’t exploded.
Shawn informed me that it was one of those mornings and he bolted awake to run to the bathroom in time to not explode.
He said that he had another one of those geek moments whilst in there—that, as he sat down and went about his business he cried, “Expelliamus!” Then said he giggled for at least fifteen minutes afterward.
I do not doubt the truth of his story one bit, and can imagine my husband sitting on the can and tittering like a fifteen year old over Harry Potty humor.
God I love this man.
Expelliamus* is a Harry Pottery spell.
Great blogging ladies! Nice story, I had a good laugh.
I am so glad that I’m not the only person who finds this kind of tale entertaining.
Combining Harry Potter + Potty Humor is great.
Amanda: Thanks :p It’s great living with this man too. By the way, ‘ladies’?
Eve: I’m glad too that I didn’t offend too many :p