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What’s in our spam queue? Brian shares his happy.

Sun, Apr 6, 2008

Humor & Sarcasm

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Brain, from madeupemail@something.com commented on my Boobs and Cake post to let me know that:

you’re a fucking whore.

Obviously, Brian, I am. I’m a cake whore, I admit it. All that triple fudge super moist cake has to do is look at me twice and that’s it–I’ll do anything for it. I’m not ashamed, Brian. The cake? He treats me well.

Obviously, Brian, I had to hide your comment. It was beyond precious to me and I just want to keep it as a private little reminder of us connecting. Thanks so much for that!

But, do I sense a touch of bitter jealousy? Do you not have cake or boobs in your life? Don’t be envious, Brian! Why, someday with your charming repartee and zany internet quips (such as your delightful and meaningful comments!) you’ll no doubt seduce a set of boobs on your own.

Maybe she’ll even make you a cake.

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4 Comments For This Post

  1. Cyiara Says:

    Yeah you whore. YOu dirty dirty cake whore!

    Bri Bri! Baby… somethin tells me your chubby little butt salivated at the sight of cake, and therefor your fingers managed to mangle out some words in your incoherant rage.

    Buck up lil camper! Ask mom to help you with your little easy Bake oven set. :)

  2. Elf Fu Says:

    @Cyiara,

    I remember at the age of seven, being -insanely- jealous of my best friend’s easy bake!

    Good to see you over here, too! I haven’t had a lot of my Live Journal buddies comment yet, you’re the first!

  3. Cyiara Says:

    I likes teh blog! It makes me want to start one!

  4. Melissa Says:

    It was really overwhelming at first. A plain, fresh install of WordPress doesn’t have half of what you see going on here at 2phatgeeks–You’ve got to start looking for a theme that suits you and plug-in’s to make it a bit more accessable to people who read and might want to comment.

    For instance: these threaded comments? They’re a wonderful plug-in called Brain’s Threaded Comments.

    It’s also recommended that you try and self-host if you can. You’ll get more customizations and control over your own blog.

    It isn’t easy, but I like the fact Shawn and I can blog together and that we can reach more people and do more “neat stuff” with it.

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