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Things the internet has taught me.

Sat, Mar 22, 2008

Humor & Sarcasm

1.)    IDK, MY BFF JILL.
2.)    What you mistype may forever go down into internet infamy. Pwned.
3.)    Why, yes, tentacles can go in there.
4.)    Someone is probably masturbating to that right now.
5.)    If it’s too good to be true: that hot young twenty something with the perfect bod and killer smile—it probably isn’t.
6.)    Some times you don’t even need to make sense of have a point. As long as you’re the loudest and obnoxious asshole, currently, people will listen to you because you can use the many variations of the word, fuck, in a cool manner.
7.)    That people can be incredibly stupid.
8.)    That people can be incredibly cruel.
9.)    That other people will document this incredibly stupid and laugh until they cry over it.
10.)    How petty we truly can be
11.)    LOL cats are LOL.
12.)    Lolrus haz a bucket.
13.)    There are other crazy cat ladies out there!
14.)    That I am, truly, a gigantic geek. And that there are droves of other ‘me’s’ out there right now.
15.)    Stumble Upon will eat your very soul and you’ll like it.
16.)    There are way too many things to do to keep you online.
17.)    As long as it exists, there is probably badly written, smutty fan fiction about it.
18.)    Be careful who you give out any information to.
19.)    That we’re all not as different and unique as we’d like to pretend to be.
20.)    That we’ve all been there at some point in time, and we understand.
21.)    There’s someone out there going through what you’re going through right now, and are under the belief that no one understands them.
22.)    We really aren’t alone. All it takes it a set of fingers over a keyboard.

Have you learned something from the internet, be it bad, good, or insane? What is it?




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elf_fu is also known as Mel, and is one of the primary authors to 2phatgeeks. She likes cats, Star Wars, chasing her husband around the house making light saber noises and being a geek.

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