So there I was, being the atypical geek and running through the list of blogs I visit generally everyday when I hit upon Adam’s post over at Creadiv.com.
Adam, the two bit hussy that he is, is waving his goods all over the internet in some cheap bid to show the world his love for Clog, and hopefully winning Clog’s love (also known as a Flip.)
Pffft. I smell cheap hooker! Everyone knows that my love for Clog, fresh and new as the spring daisies (or a mid summer’s night) is far better than Adam’s. I can even prove it in a series of heart-wrenching haiku I just wro–spent several hours slaving over!
Oh clog, I love you
more than a fat kid loves cake
and video games
Oh clog, my clogiest
I long for your great posts
ancient blog secrets
This contest? Awesome
I love you long time clog-man
Adam stands no chance
You can plainly see that my dedication and devotion, on the purest level, is by far superior and not cheapened by falsities. (I know your not a REAL blond Adam!) So say NO to Adam’s trashy t-shirts and say YES To Mel’s Poetry Book of Kick Ass Haiku! (printing in the works.)
No, really, this is a post for Clog Money’s Win a Flip! If you feel like you could possibly ever come near to touching the awesomeness that this post is, and want to win one, why not visit: Win a Flip!! It’s clogpetition time! I want your love!
October 21st, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Oh no you di’nt snaps fingers.
Adam – Creadiv.com posted: Registration Is Open!
October 21st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Mhhhhhhhhhm, oh I diiiid. I went there.