Best. Correction. EVER!

Ok, so between bursts of psychopaths at the office, I usually spend the day reading The Drudge Report to stay on top of the steady decline of my retirement account. I follow link after link and down the rabbit hole I go. At some point Saturday this led me to the Huffington Post. Normally I can’t stand the site. Mostly it’s because they’re calling themselves “HuffPo” which is like a gang name for a big fat white guy… and I just hate wiggers.

However, while perusing through link after link I found this:

This just made my day.

Thank you, universe for this very special gift, and now I can finally enter “Monkey Scrotum” into my keyword list.

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