Recent Idiocy
Oct 28, 2008 Humor
I recently passed a gigantic monster of an SUV (not just a tall car) covered with Liberal Anti-Oil stickers, including one that says “Let McCain Start Drilling in His 7 Backyards.” Liberal America: home to our intellectual elite, for sure.
On the other hand, I was recently told by a co-worker that we shouldn’t vote for Obama and that, and these are her words, “I’d vote for the devil before voting for Obama; he’s the anti-Christ!”
I’m pretty sure this is the argument used in the Star Trek episode where they confused Mudd’s robots and made them explode.
I wanna know what love is. I want Clog to show me.
Oct 21, 2008 Humor
So there I was, being the atypical geek and running through the list of blogs I visit generally everyday when I hit upon Adam’s post over at Creadiv.com.
Adam, the two bit hussy that he is, is waving his goods all over the internet in some cheap bid to show the world his love for Clog, and hopefully winning Clog’s love (also known as a Flip.)
Pffft. I smell cheap hooker! Everyone knows that my love for Clog, fresh and new as the spring daisies (or a mid summer’s night) is far better than Adam’s. I can even prove it in a series of heart-wrenching haiku I just wro–spent several hours slaving over!
Oh clog, I love you
more than a fat kid loves cake
and video games
Oh clog, my clogiest
I long for your great posts
ancient blog secrets
This contest? Awesome
I love you long time clog-man
Adam stands no chance
You can plainly see that my dedication and devotion, on the purest level, is by far superior and not cheapened by falsities. (I know your not a REAL blond Adam!) So say NO to Adam’s trashy t-shirts and say YES To Mel’s Poetry Book of Kick Ass Haiku! (printing in the works.)
No, really, this is a post for Clog Money’s Win a Flip! If you feel like you could possibly ever come near to touching the awesomeness that this post is, and want to win one, why not visit: Win a Flip!! It’s clogpetition time! I want your love!
Timing is Everything
Aug 30, 2008 Humor
So, a couple weeks ago I was speaking to an otherwise intelligent but very, very Christian co-worker about the fact she is letting her teen daughter go to the launch night for some new vampire book. I expressed a bit of surprise that she was letting her daughter go to such secular festivities. Her reply: “I don’t believe it, of course, I’m a Christian, but I believe that my kids are smart enough to tell the difference between reality and made-up nonsense like people rising from the grave and living forever and that sort of nonsense.”
Maybe if those pesky vampires waited three days before rising from the grave?
“Open your eyes, people. The government is putting rainbows in our water supply!”
Aug 12, 2008 Humor
Shawn says this video sums up the majority that call him day in and day out. Read the rest of this entry »
Signs Mel Need Sleep:
Apr 26, 2008 Humor
Holding my cat, Flora, up to the ceiling and exclaiming: “Kunta Kitty!”
And then after a second, rocking up on tip toes to put her paws near the ceiling (I’m short, okay.) then singing Spider Cat, Spider cat.
Really, I’m like this almost every day.
The Penguin Thanks You All
Apr 9, 2008 Humor
Well Hey thar, interwebs! We just wanted to thank all of you that visited us yesterday on what became the busiest day at 2PhatGeeks. Between the Diggers and Stumblers and Reddit-ers, in a single day we doubled the traffic we’ve had since the site officially opened in March. As we’re both (obviously) new to this real blog thing-a-ma-bob, this is pretty big news for us.
A special shout out to the Reddit folks out there. Between some meaningful discussion about the topic at hand and some inferences that I have just never read a book before, the story was actually the number 1 in the gaming category on Reddit for a while.
Finally, I want to put out a very special thank you to the Reddit reader ColdSnickersBar that had this to offer.
And indeed I do…. waaaaaak waaak! Thanks, internet! You all made our day!
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