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- May 2013 (1)
- 06: The Sweater (0)
- April 2013 (3)
- 29: The Phat Cave (0)
- 24: Beautiful Gold Spam: Age of Wushu (0)
- 03: Neverwinter: F2P MMORPG that’s actually fun. (0)
- February 2013 (1)
- 12: A Letter II (0)
- January 2013 (1)
- December 2012 (2)
- November 2012 (2)
- October 2012 (22)
- 20: In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be (0)
- 20: Mommy drinks because you Mel (0)
- 20: And that’s why to this day, f*@cking shoes. (0)
- 20: This Banana Tastes Like Coma (0)
- 20: Things I learned from my Mother (0)
- 20: Isn’t she a doll (0)
- 20: An Orange and a Needle (0)
- 20: $800 later. (0)
- 20: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. (0)
- 19: Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s her mom. (0)
- 19: Great Acoustics (0)
- 19: Can I sharpen your window for you? (0)
- 19: Driving Miss Darlene (0)
- 19: My mother discovers my artistic talents at an early age & My first words (0)
- 16: My grandmother carried a kitchen sink. (2)
- 13: Love Notes (0)
- 12: The beautiful, calming sounds of a crazy fat man. Now for your phone! (4)
- 11: SWGEmu fills the holes some of my favorite MMORPG’s leave. (0)
- 10: First date snob. (0)
- 09: I found a room with a thousand windows and doors (living with depression) (0)
- 08: Ask Drunk Mel Sh*t (0)
- 07: October 19th: 24 hour blog-a-thon to raise money (0)
- September 2012 (1)
- 10: Smoke and Memories (0)
- July 2012 (1)
- 05: Something I will never lose (0)
- June 2012 (1)
- 10: I can’t imagine (0)
- March 2012 (3)
- December 2011 (2)
- 25: Clockwork heart (0)
- 12: Just give me one moment more. (0)
- November 2011 (2)
- October 2011 (2)
- September 2011 (1)
- 15: We’re full of Sith. (0)
- May 2011 (1)
- February 2011 (2)
- 14: We made our own Fairy tale. (3)
- 03: Do you know what grows Under the Stairs? (3)
- January 2011 (3)
- November 2010 (1)
- September 2010 (1)
- August 2010 (1)
- July 2010 (4)
- 29: Cucumbers: instruments of childhood memories. (0)
- 25: Arguments in the key of 2GP (0)
- 24: From Cadet to Commander in one day. (2)
- 23: And in the Dorkness, bind them. (0)
- June 2010 (2)
- May 2010 (1)
- April 2010 (2)
- February 2010 (1)
- 23: Swingin’ my big stick. (0)
- January 2010 (1)
- 01: A Good Year (0)
- December 2009 (2)
- November 2009 (3)
- 29: I Did It! (0)
- 17: How to make simple polymer clay candy canes! (0)
- 11: I didn’t remember his name. (1)
- October 2009 (3)
- 20: Check out these legs! (0)
- 15: More than just a fat kid’s disease. (2)
- 09: Aion: is it worth your money? (4)
- September 2009 (1)
- August 2009 (2)
- 26: Project Birdoclypse: Complete (0)
- 19: Champions Online Beta: Game at a glance (0)
- July 2009 (7)
- 26: Twilight Sucks. (9)
- 23: Shiny, Cap’n. (0)
- 16: Obligatory Bloggers Chance to be greedy: Wishlist. (0)
- 12: Sixteen Fingers (0)
- 10: Rocking Ghosts (0)
- 07: Artist Whoring–Great, cheap prints! (0)
- 02: Dis Sushi Box Gud (0)
- June 2009 (6)
- 23: Alberta says Hi (0)
- 14: Up, Up, and Fan-freakin’-tastic (2)
- 13: 2phatgeeks Issues/Maintenance (0)
- 10: Day 3: Spread the Love (2)
- 03: Good Bye, and Thank you Sir. (0)
- 02: Don’t give Crazy Loud Ladies Energy Drinks & Other handy Bus Lessons (0)
- May 2009 (10)
- 31: Pinkopalypse (6)
- 23: That’s the Burger King Flavor! (4)
- 16: Star Trek Rising (2)
- 14: Um… What? (0)
- 12: Wolverine: Operation Not that Bad (2)
- 08: My Skies (2)
- 08: Pic Dump #1! (0)
- 06: Darkest Before the Dawn (14)
- 03: Gardenlicious (2)
- 02: You Do Have a Right to Remain Silent (0)
- April 2009 (9)
- 29: Gaming Sadness (0)
- 28: Failure IS an Option (0)
- 18: Spring Sproinged! (2)
- 14: It’s peanut butter vacation time. (4)
- 12: Digital Parchment. (1)
- 10: Why I still watch cartoons…And like it! (5)
- 04: Stinky and scary: tips and tricks for bus travel. (2)
- 02: The journey of life includes Survivorman & flaming poo. (0)
- 01: Freakin’ Sweet (0)
- March 2009 (5)
- 29: Endangered Kitten Butts (0)
- 22: Bravo, Battlestar Galactica! (0)
- 20: What Next, SciFi? (2)
- 14: Linux FAIL (60)
- 07: God, life is SO stressful right now, ok? (0)
- February 2009 (4)
- 22: Best. Correction. EVER! (1)
- 14: Valentines Dinner with 2phatgeeks (2)
- 11: Social Inevitability (2)
- 07: Stick that in your Valentines Day and Smoke It. (4)
- January 2009 (6)
- 31: Perfect Disk 10 Review (0)
- 24: Dr. Who? No really, who? (3)
- 19: Sandpaper goes…Where?! (15)
- 07: Why do the majority of new role players seem to be nutjobs? (5)
- 04: Indoor cats, leashed dogs & the flames from hell my opinion will stir. (7)
- 03: 10 Reasons why I still love my Husband and won’t kill him. (Purposefully). (4)
- December 2008 (7)
- 28: Barefoot and in the kitchen. (1)
- 17: iTabletop: Rocks fall online, everyone still dies. (13)
- 15: 2.7 is pretty face melting. (2)
- 08: My Wish for the Holidays: be a light. (2)
- 07: SWG N00bs: How to ask for help and actually get it. (0)
- 06: You see what we did thar? (0)
- 05: Braaaaiiiiinnnnsss. (2)
- November 2008 (4)
- October 2008 (21)
- 30: Shawn’s Adventures with the Shuttle K45 (6)
- 28: Recent Idiocy (0)
- 27: Time & Money Saved. Shawn’s Easy Computer Tips: Part III (4)
- 24: Tabula Rasa: A clean slate and why it may not be bad for your blog. (5)
- 22: Time & Money Saved. Shawn’s Easy Computer Tips, Part II (5)
- 21: I wanna know what love is. I want Clog to show me. (2)
- 20: Time & Money Saved. Shawn’s Easy Computer Tips, part I. (5)
- 16: Help me take over the world! (15)
- 15: This way to peace. (0)
- 14: The Silver Path (2)
- 13: Beached (2)
- 11: Table Be Round (1)
- 10: Improving your Cell Phone Pictures (5)
- 09: What’s on your desk? (5)
- 08: Tips & Tricks to get the Most out of your Camera and Photography II (5)
- 07: Their Blog-shakes bring all the subscribers to the yard. (8)
- 06: Tips & Tricks to get the Most out of your Digital Camera and Photography (6)
- 05: Sorry, my womb just up and wrote this. (15)
- 04: The first ever face meltingly Awesome Blog awards. (3)
- 02: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, we turned ourselves around. (24)
- 02: Things I’d smother myself in peanut butter and walk nude down the street for. (9)
- September 2008 (10)
- 29: Two phat geek’s simple secrets to a happy marriage. (13)
- 28: Video blog bloopers. (6)
- 27: The top 10 surefire ways to make your husband think you are absolutely insane. (12)
- 24: Shawn, Mel? What’s with the ad spots? (0)
- 24: Seven Random yet neat Adobe Photoshop tutorials (2)
- 22: Let me tell you about my wife… (5)
- 21: WTF, Fox?! (1)
- 16: Seven trends that annoy me the most about blogs. (0)
- 12: Dear Gaming World (2)
- 08: A Bird Called Guppy (0)
- August 2008 (9)
- 31: Douch Bag Test (0)
- 30: Timing is Everything (3)
- 27: Why I am in love with Chinese Tea Eggs. (0)
- 23: Dog Lovers Beware: Dangerous Toy. (0)
- 20: Some Handy tips from your neighborhood Credit Union Representative (0)
- 18: My cellphone has a first name, it’s m-a-n-n-e-r-s. (5)
- 14: Historic downtown Melbourne, Florida. (3)
- 12: “Open your eyes, people. The government is putting rainbows in our water supply!” (2)
- 06: Day I got Beachez (0)
- July 2008 (12)
- 30: Litter Box Queen (2)
- 27: It’s got crab innit an’ everything! (4)
- 26: Sup, mah homies? (3)
- 24: Good night, little guy (0)
- 20: You better run like hell. (0)
- 17: I tried to sleep last night, but Orlak wasn’t havin’ none o’ that. (3)
- 16: Geek to Geek Webhosting, helping us poo’ geeks choose. (2)
- 12: She’d rather have a cat. (3)
- 10: So you want an uber guild, eh? (4)
- 07: Chinese Tea Eggs (3)
- 04: Open for Commissions (3)
- 04: Trying Again. (2)
- June 2008 (16)
- 29: A Series of Unfortunate Naps. (3)
- 27: Nuggets treehouse: NO GIRLS ALLOWED! (0)
- 25: To those women about to wax or sugar; I salute you. (2)
- 24: Rubber ducky (0)
- 20: Mel’s list of fun free games you don’t have to sell yourself once a month to pay for. (4)
- 18: Iowa paws n’ whiskers having a hard time. (0)
- 17: Clean that Potty Mouth! (2)
- 15: The sun is setting in my garden. (2)
- 13: Zombies (0)
- 12: Gamers: Fighting change with a cry of “Boom! Headshot!” (2)
- 12: I want my Uber Dagger of Whiner Killing, now, now, NOW! (0)
- 09: Dear MMORPG Players: (0)
- 08: Excuse me, have you seen the rainbow trout I keep on my butt? (2)
- 04: Dear Internet; I will not be your sweet old lady. (0)
- 02: Poop. It’s in your shoes. (2)
- 01: The Wii Fit. It will make you jog your jubblies out of your underwear. (9)
- May 2008 (17)
- 30: When sparks fly. (0)
- 30: Stop playing games with your crotch. (6)
- 29: Chocolate is the best; anyone who likes vanilla is dumb. (2)
- 28: He likes us! He really likes us! (8)
- 27: For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm. (2)
- 25: Which witch is which? A.K.A: Web hosting, how do you pick? (0)
- 23: I demand the most perfect game evar because I am special! (2)
- 22: The World on my Back. (0)
- 18: Think of the children… (1)
- 16: Color me Obsessed. (2)
- 14: Time for a Change (1)
- 14: Kumwhats? Kumquats! (0)
- 12: Dear DHL. Stop mouth breathing. (3)
- 07: Thanks, Mom, for leaving me in that grocery aisle. (61)
- 04: I have two words for you… (0)
- 02: Camera gurus, geeks, freaks, artists and lovers: I need your help. (0)
- 01: Sleep: 0, Insomnia: 1 (2)
- April 2008 (22)
- 28: I am too Naughty for Social Spark. (10)
- 26: Signs Mel Need Sleep: (0)
- 22: Lightbulbs and Lakes of Pee. (7)
- 21: The squeaky sounds aren’t from the hamster. (0)
- 17: Cheese Babies (0)
- 16: I am Becoming a Tea Whore (7)
- 12: Morning Magic. (2)
- 11: I Never Loved my Grandfather. (2)
- 10: Mel’s Top Ten Ways to Seem like a Douche bag in any Game. (2)
- 09: Don’t put your dreams on a shelf. (2)
- 09: The Penguin Thanks You All (0)
- 07: I Want to Be the Hero Again (17)
- 07: Pets and People: Sometimes you guys Frikken’ Scare me. (0)
- 06: $100 dollars buys a lot of Ramen Noodles. (0)
- 06: What’s in our spam queue? Brian shares his happy. (4)
- 06: We are full of Win? (2)
- 05: The World Reflected (0)
- 04: Boobs and Cake. (5)
- 04: Your room stinks! Here’s $20,000 to clean it up. (0)
- 02: Carpentry for Geeks (1)
- 01: Triond, get paid for creating content: my first impression. (13)
- 01: Painted, in honor of NaPoWriMo (0)
- March 2008 (36)
- 31: Say Hello to my Little Friends — Chinese “Dwarf” hamsters. And maybe name them? (1)
- 30: Triond: getting paid for my content, the virgin attempt. (0)
- 29: Political Cowardice Disguised As Olympic Spirit (0)
- 29: Four a.m. cup of tea. (2)
- 28: Where have all the clean themes gone? (2)
- 27: Why I am the crazy cat lady, in honor of upcoming ASPCA day, April 10th. (0)
- 25: Do you know what April 10th is? It’s ASPCA day! (1)
- 24: Walmart is a soul sucking whore. (2)
- 23: Simple Nature (0)
- 23: These are the internets of Mel’s life. (0)
- 22: Things the internet has taught me. (0)
- 21: Toot, toot. (2)
- 21: They’re paying me–and they’re sane! (4)
- 19: Sleeeepy Haaate and awful carpets. (0)
- 18: Hairball and litter bit treasures. (3)
- 16: He tells the best stories! (3)
- 16: On that fateful day, he will be proud. (0)
- 15: “And that’s how they found them; dead and still strangling one another.” (0)
- 14: Reasons why I love Shawn. (4)
- 13: Baking soda, baking soda. (2)
- 12: It could have…. stuff… (0)
- 12: Thank you! (1)
- 11: Ten reasons why I think you might not be ready for a cockatiel. (2)
- 10: The Voting Dilemma or Which Nut Do I Vote For? (3)
- 10: Drow sighting. (2)
- 09: These are the internets of Mel’s life. (0)
- 08: Dearest cats. (0)
- 08: Getting Reacquainted (2)
- 08: Are those shoes, or the ravages of dividing by zero? (0)
- 07: More Bang for your Blog. (0)
- 07: Coffee Pot Confessions of the terminally geeky. (0)
- 07: Spring blogs; diving in. (0)
- 06: How do I love thee? Let me count the geek. (2)
- 03: YAPB (0)
- 02: Eat Nature (0)
- 01: So, I entered Flora into a contest. (0)
- February 2008 (21)
- 28: Without a community, a game is nothing. (9)
- 27: Good Night. (0)
- 26: What’s for dinner? (0)
- 26: Dear slwatson (0)
- 24: Fuck it. Let’s have some fun! (0)
- 21: Myspace, take two. Or I eat my own words. (0)
- 21: Aging with grace and style. (2)
- 18: Shame how she killed herself with a paintbrush. (0)
- 16: A Taste of No Fatties (0)
- 15: My valentines at sea world: a picture adventure. (0)
- 13: That painting I kept saying I was working on. (0)
- 11: I love love. (0)
- 11: Fat Places and Green Tea. (0)
- 09: Cabbage love. (0)
- 07: She also bakes cookies at three in the morning. (0)
- 06: My current whim. (0)
- 05: Top Ten ways to make sure no one ever role plays with you again. (0)
- 04: Don’t it make my bad pics, good? (0)
- 03: Surrounded by people, she played with forks. (0)
- 01: Black Dawn Rising (0)
- 01: My moment of brilliance. (0)
